As I mentioned before, the wife and I run the household like a gulag, which makes the little ones our own little forced laborers. And like any good prison, it’s important to provide the prisoners with proper prison clothing.

That means stripes:

Of course now that there’s a nip in the air we’ve issued the warm headgear:

The work around the house is grueling but it’s the kitchen duty that really wears down these prisoners:

Nothing takes the edge off a long, hot shift in the kitchen like a cool drink:

When the day’s work is done it’s time for lights out. That means blue stripes for the boy and pink for the girl:

We try to make the prisoners life here a good one since a happy worker is a productive worker.

Remember, we are willing to rent out these worker, if the price is right. Contact us here with a reasonable offer and we’ll get you on our schedule. They are hard workers and easy to manage. A real bargain for anyone with jobs close to the ground.